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Attractive, intelligent professional over 30, 40, or 50 years old seeks compatible person to date and potentially fall in love with in the Cayman Islands. If this is you, here are your options:
“Truelly Honest lives in Whitehall Estates and is seeking a Man between ages 30-99 for Marriage, Activity, Partner, Casual Dating, Friendship, or Serious Relationship.”
Self-described as, “a young and beautiful fun-loving and God-fearing lady looking for a man that will be capable of taking very good care of me and my needs.”
With such a knack for grammar, it was surprising to learn that Truelly Honest does not fill her time with crossword puzzles, but rather, “listening to music.”
She dislikes, “someone who plays a trick on you most,” and I’d bet she avoids crossword puzzles because they’re, well, pretty tricky.
However, Truelly Honest is a one of a kind woman, as her profile suggests she may be the only female in the world who is, “1 feet, 0 inches tall with a slim/thin body type.” I wonder why she’s single?
Mad Canabice is from West Bay and looking for a romance with a woman between 18-25 years old.
According to his profile, his biggest hobbies are cars (boasting a 2002 Mitsu Lancer show car), likes baggy clothes, and when describing his marital status, he said, “I will tell you later.” Gee, wonder what the catch is?
Cay is a 35 year old male Gemini from the Cayman Islands who wants a woman between ages 18-99 for friendship. His personal description states, “I would like it to be a secret until you know me better.”
What’s the secret? You’d like to date my grandmother and me?
Living my Dream describes herself as “a fun loving professional lady who enjoys spending time with the male of the species.” Any species?
Living my Dream also said, “I have been blessed with a curvaceous, and very fit body. I have naturally straight blonde hair and blue eyes. Winning and dinning is my favorite early evening activity, providing, of course that an attentive male is sitting opposite.” Obviously, learning to spell is not one of her dreams.
The personal ads above are real and posted on the Internet. I got motivated, went online, searched for singles dating in the Cayman Islands, and this is what I found.
In a community as small as ours, most can access anyone they desire. So why was I motivated to search the Internet for local dating options?
Because an overwhelming number of eligible, mature, single residents have asked me to find them a date.
Their chief complaint: It’s nearly impossible for an over 30 professional to find an eligible mate in the vibrating, pulsating, bass-induced clubs that dominate Cayman’s night life.
“When I’m out, I don’t want to be surrounded by a bunch of drunk, screaming kids listening to super loud music and dancing like they’re hitting someone,” said one blue-eyed, blond-haired, fit 40 year old female.
Recalling the time my medical students surrounded me during a rare dance at the O-bar last year, I understand how she feels and haven’t been back to the O-bar since. Recently brave and optimistic, I ventured out to Next Level with a group of friends.
To my dismay, I returned from the bar only to my girlfriends dancing with three of my male students.
Is anywhere safe for adults to socialize? Soon come.
Always responding to the community’s health needs, Dignified Health Solutions (DHS) is developing a social outlet to enhance the personal well-being of the over 30, mature, professional set.
Have a job that you love but no one to share your success with? New to town and want to meet attractive, single professionals? Looking for friends who understand your ambition and support your success? Seeking someone with whom you can dive, run, swim, barbecue, or just talk with? E-mail me and I’ll hook you up (sonjiakenya@aol.com).
During the next couple of months, DHS will compile profiles of single folks looking for love (or just friendship) and create a private membership directory called Date with Dignity.
In the New Year, fun social events will be organized for members of Date with Dignity. The goal of our social functions is to provide an easy, stress-free environment for mature folks who want to socialize with and/or date in the Cayman Islands.
From now until 31 December 2006, membership is free for those who e-mail me a message including the following details:
1) Name, 2) Age, 3) Marital Status, 4) Children, 5) Occupation, 6) Interests, and
7) Something Special people should know about you.
DHS will contact you upon receipt of this information.
The choice is yours Cayman. The volume of your e-mail responses will indicate whether there is a real need for Date with Dignity. DHS is prepared to improve your intimate fulfillment and overall personal health.
If you’re over age 30 and want to say, “I’m Living my Dream,” then be ‘Truelly Honest’ about the state of your social life. Learn to Date with Dignity.
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