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Dick Cheney flew to South Dakota to spend Election Day on a hunting trip. He was setting up his alibi. When all the charges of computer voting fraud sweep the nation today he can say he was at the hospital with his shooting victims.
Newsweek reported Monday that online dating services have become a huge success. They get results. One woman signed up last month and she's heard from Clint Eastwood and Bill Clinton and Robert Redford, but let's see if they call back after the election.
Pastor Ted Haggard was fired by his evangelical church Sunday after he met with a male hooker and bought meth. They ran him out of town. He tried to save his job but he couldn't explain to his congregation in time that he wasn't turning Methodist.
Anna Kournikova hit her doubles partner in the head with a serve in a charity match Sunday. Her partner was former President Bush. Now Republicans are afraid that Bush will invade Anna Kournikova for trying to assassinate his father.
California voters dealt with a 200-page ballot booklet of candidates and propositions Tuesday including one measure that clamps down hard on sex offenders. Its passage was doubtful. Nobody in California wants to tick off a casting director.
Borat starring Sacha Baron Cohen set box office records Sunday. The comedian from Kazakhstan tours America appalling everyone with his sick jokes and morbid sense of humor. For some reason he's having more success with it than John Kerry did.
Access Hollywood host and presidential cousin Billy Bush was hired by NBC to host a talent show. Its goal is to find two stars for a Broadway revival of the musical Grease. By now everybody's conditioned to hire the Bush Family whenever a contest involves oil.
Florida governor candidate Charlie Crist ducked an event with the president Monday in Pensacola. The candidate didn't want to be seen with the president. If he wins and Florida has a hurricane we may have to take one star off the flag.
Geraldo Rivera At Large beat national newscasts Friday, launching the newsman on a huge comeback. It's amazing. Three years ago Geraldo Rivera was one of only four men asked to leave Iraq, the other three being Saddam Hussein and his two sons.
Saddam Hussein was sentenced to death in a Baghdad court Sunday after a long trial. It was a historic day. The Iraqi judge sentenced Saddam Hussein to death by hanging while President Bush drank a glass of water and no one saw his lips move.
Tony Blair opposed the death penalty for Saddam on Monday. If it weren't for Blair's eloquent pro-war speech to Congress three years ago they never would have backed the invasion of Iraq. Democrats wouldn't follow President Bush into the rough.
Pope Benedict issued a plea Sunday asking the Iraqi government to nullify the death penalty handed to Saddam Hussein. He sent word that nothing can be gained by executing Saddam. The pope feels that he should be transferred to another parish.
Senator Hillary Clinton was easily re-elected by the voters of New York on Tuesday. There was tremendous jubilation in Hollywood. Comedians lit candles in church this morning in gratitude for the possibility of Bill Clinton winding up back in the White House in two years with lots of spare time and a wife who travels.
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